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Matt Stifler: Bite my nuts and call me Skippy.
Matt Stifler: What the fuck!
Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie, you look lost?
Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole, you're hairy and you smell like shit!
Elyse: Do you know what you just did?
Matt Stifler: Doesn't matter. Fucker's going down!
Elyse: Are you okay?
Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah.
Elyse: I'm so drunk right now... I'm probably gonna forget about you... porkin' an oboe!
Matt Stifler: I'll have you giving Chloe the pelvic noogie inside a week.
Ernie Kaplowitz: Are you really Scottish?
Matt Stifler: Fuck no! My mom made me learn an instrument; that's the most annoying one I could think of.
Brandon Vandecamp: I see you 're not wearing you beanie, Stifler.
Matt Stifler: Well, how about I take his beanie...
[takes off Ernie's beanie]
Matt Stifler: ...and put it on my weenie?
Matt Stifler: How's that taste, Vande-cock? Mmmm... good, huh? Warm and salty? Yeah, it's a CUM-pletely new formula! 100% Stiffy Juice! SPF 69!
Oscar: Let's go Horndog. That's is nickname. Dude will stick his dick in anything, it's unnatural.
Jimmy: This one time in Band Camp, I fucked an oboe.
Matt Stifler: WHAT?
Jimmy: Blowing it for a while. Get that wood nice and warm. Slap on some valve oil, and GO TO TOWN yo!
Ernie Kaplowitz: I really want to work for NASA.
Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
Ernie Kaplowitz: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?
Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie, you look lost?
Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole, you're hairy and you smell like shit!
Matt Stifler: Doesn't matter. Fucker's going down!
Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah.
Elyse: I'm so drunk right now... I'm probably gonna forget about you... porkin' an oboe!
Matt Stifler: Fuck no! My mom made me learn an instrument; that's the most annoying one I could think of.
Matt Stifler: Well, how about I take his beanie...
[takes off Ernie's beanie]
Matt Stifler: ...and put it on my weenie?
Jimmy: This one time in Band Camp, I fucked an oboe.
Matt Stifler: WHAT?
Jimmy: Blowing it for a while. Get that wood nice and warm. Slap on some valve oil, and GO TO TOWN yo!
Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
Ernie Kaplowitz: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?