2-Headed Shark Attack Full Movie Hd Download-----------------------------------------DOWNLOAD: http://urllio.com/qzxmd -----------------------------------------Survivors escape to a deserted atoll, after their boat during a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark. But when the atoll starts flooding, no one is safe from the double jaws of the monster.Terror takes a ghastly form when a gigantic two-headed shark sinks a ship full of students, and the survivors wash up on a tiny atoll. But just when the kids think they're safe, a tsunami sweeps them back into the deep to face the twin jaws anew.Movie review:After posting the trailer, I just couldn't wait to watch this one. This movie was so bad, it kept my attention in between sessions of gargling hydrochloric acid to null out the pain my brain was enduring. The plot, bunch of kids charter a boat to who knows where and comes under attack, from a 2 headed shark, hence the snappy title. This movie is possibly the biggest joke I have seen, ever. The un-special effects were done by a two year old taking her first bath with a toy rubber shark. At some points the people that were eaten were larger than the shark, and others the shark was larger than the boat. The camera work was done so poorly that this was obvious. The shark had the ability to devour people that are standing in waist deep water, yet plunge straight downward into the depths of the water. When the actors, and that is the biggest insult to acting I have ever witnessed, get stranded on an atoll (i always thought that was a coral reef formation, not a makeshift island) they must figure out a way to escape. blah blah. There is not one single redeeming quality of this piece of crap, and it is hard not to swear as I am typing this. Oh, did I mention Brooke Hogan and Carmen Electra are the main attractions? They are still stuck in a cardboard box attempting to act their way out of it. All the extras were following cues from the staff so blatantly it was pathetic. "Act scared", "Act mortified at the person being eaten underwater", even though there is no way you could see it. I could go on, but I'll spare you. Do not see this movie unless you feel the need to watch a "how to not make a movie" instructional video. Worst movie ever. Now I am sure there are the "b-movies so bad they are good" people out there. Well, this is it, minus the good. Recycled scenes in a 87 minute movie, boats not moving when they are supposed to be speeding, conversations of two people on said boats and they can hear each other, the list is endless. 1.5/10 IMDb 2.6 , I guess it got scored high because two topless chicks make out in said waste deep water and get eaten. Brooke, stick with TNA (that is wrestling for the non-followers). At least that is more believable.Don't get me wrong, I like watching terrible movies. Just a couple of weeks ago I subjected myself to "Sharktopus," which was quite terrible but mildly entertaining throughout. I wish I could say the same about this pile of crap that some call a "movie." No amount of boobs or ridiculously long scenes of Carmen Electra sunbathing could save this movie from the depths of hell in which it rightfully rests. I have never really felt that watching any movie has been a waste of time. This movie changed my opinions and made me want the 80 or so minutes I spent watching this back so I could do something remotely good for humanity, like destroying every copy of this movie ever made to save the children from having to live in a world where this terrible movie exists. Excusing the flimsy plot held up by Carmen Electra's sex appeal which can only be exploited so many times before we begin to see through it, there are so many things wrong with this movie that I personally believe that those responsible for making it should be shot. Why in the hell is there a concrete bridge on some remote island in the Pacific? If I tried to list everything in this movie that was wrong, I would have to drop out of school and make this a full-time job. Don't watch this movie. Even if you like movies like "Troll 2," you will find yourself wishing you had never heard of this monstrosity. Like the two-headed shark, this movie should be blown up by a gas tank that somehow explodes with a wet t-shirt ignited underwater.Nineteen "Semester at Sea" students on an educational vessel, the Sea King, led by Professor Franklin Babish (Charlie O'Connell) and his wife Anne (Carmen Electra), along with three crew members, are forced to take shelter on a deserted island (which is repeatedly, incorrectly referred to as an atoll) after the hull of their boat is damaged by a dead megamouth shark when its body gets lodged in the boat's propeller. The island looks like an ideal place to spend 24 hours while Captain Laura (Morgan Thompson) repairs the damage, until it becomes apparent that the island is sinking into the ocean, and a huge, two-headed shark is patrolling the waters. 2-Headed Shark Attack was filmed from a story by Edward DeRuiter, and a screenplay by H. Perry Horton. Polycephalic (two-headed) animals are rare but not unheard of. There have been two-headed turtles, snakes, sheep, dogs, cats, etc. They are formed in the same way that conjoined twins are formed—when monozygotic twins fail to separate into two independent organisms. With the island sinking into the ocean, the water closing around them, and the two-headed shark hunting them, the last three survivors—Kirsten (Corinne Nobili), Kate (Brooke Hogan), and Paul (David Gallegos)—make a last ditch attempt to kill the shark by rigging up a gas barrel as an explosive. Kate swims out to attract the shark by dripping blood in the water from a wound on her hand, while Paul and Kirsten try to light the fuse, but it won't catch. Kirsten grabs the barrel and swims out with it, pounding on the metal, trying to lure the shark away from Kate and Paul. When the shark takes off after her, she explodes the barrel, killing herself and taking out one of the shark's two heads. When the remaining one-headed shark turns on Kate and Paul, Kate notices the dinghy nearby, starts up the outboard motor, and jumps off as the boat heads out to sea, the sound of the motor attracting the shark. The shark takes off after the boat and attempts to bite the propeller. The dinghy explodes, taking the shark with it. 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