July 2008
Dear U.S. Citizens, I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until w
Pick-Up Lines That Might Get You Killed <p align="left">If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? <p align="left">I'd like to wrap your legs around my head
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you