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Face Analysis of SHINee
ok i found the translation here and i thought that this entire article was rly funny so i wanted to share it with you guys but dont take any of this seriously ok lmao
“It’s done by a Korean Student in the Methaphysics section, where she took SHINee’s picture to ask their professor and got this result.
(Jonghyun)
Jonghyun and SUJU’s Donghae can be said to be one of the TOP among idols in terms of energy. I don’t know if i should say this but it means that, it’s easy to stand up and lasts very long. There’s some sexual desire that can be seen from his face, and he’s the type to be open and when in a relationship, he’s the type to last very long.
(JinKi)
After seeing Onew’s face, there’s no need to say, his “there" is very big, and it’ll also last very long (energy). Even though his character is very warm, but once he’s filled with sexual desire, there’s no idea how he’ll be like.
(Taemin)
Taemin’s not the big kind nor is he the kind that lasts long.
But like Onew, his face is filled with sexual desire. Once he’s filled with sexual desire, there’s no saying what he’ll become.
(Minho)
There’s no sexual desire on his face. The professor asked, “Does he like sports?"
Initially, he’s already lacking in desire, and he spent it all on sports. And is sorry for his “that part".
(Most importantly, it’s Kibum’s analysis.)
After staring at Kibum’s picture for almost half the day, he said
He shouldn’t be a male.
According to the size, He should be right after Onew in terms of energy level.
The professor asked: “Does he like pink?"
After thinking for almost half the day as to what he meant, I answered yes.
The professor said while smiling: “He’s really the kind of guy where his actions and face is in sync."Then he said that Kibum’s the Queen-type. Good in sex, character, eating and sleeping.
In my hand, i held Kibum’s photos, where most of them are of during Juliette and RDD promotions period.
I purposely found a few pictures of him without make up for the professor to see.
But the Professor still said that he’s the Queen-type.
Said that he’s someone who can ride on someone’s head; playing. (Can easily control someone and make fun of them?)
Horoscope compatibility: JongKey, OnKey, TaeKey, MinKey - JongKey’s Compatibility in SHINee is the highest! Especially when it comes to character compatibility, they’re the Top.
The reason why JongKey’s in the number one is because, according to their character horoscope, they’re different from the rest.
It might be a little wrong to say this but, if Key’s a female, the chances of Key being with Jonghyun is very high.
JongKey is the couple with the highest CP because of their character, which is different from the other kids."
(Jonghyun)
Jonghyun and SUJU’s Donghae can be said to be one of the TOP among idols in terms of energy. I don’t know if i should say this but it means that, it’s easy to stand up and lasts very long. There’s some sexual desire that can be seen from his face, and he’s the type to be open and when in a relationship, he’s the type to last very long.
(JinKi)
After seeing Onew’s face, there’s no need to say, his “there" is very big, and it’ll also last very long (energy). Even though his character is very warm, but once he’s filled with sexual desire, there’s no idea how he’ll be like.
(Taemin)
Taemin’s not the big kind nor is he the kind that lasts long.
But like Onew, his face is filled with sexual desire. Once he’s filled with sexual desire, there’s no saying what he’ll become.
(Minho)
There’s no sexual desire on his face. The professor asked, “Does he like sports?"
Initially, he’s already lacking in desire, and he spent it all on sports. And is sorry for his “that part".
(Most importantly, it’s Kibum’s analysis.)
After staring at Kibum’s picture for almost half the day, he said
He shouldn’t be a male.
According to the size, He should be right after Onew in terms of energy level.
The professor asked: “Does he like pink?"
After thinking for almost half the day as to what he meant, I answered yes.
The professor said while smiling: “He’s really the kind of guy where his actions and face is in sync."Then he said that Kibum’s the Queen-type. Good in sex, character, eating and sleeping.
In my hand, i held Kibum’s photos, where most of them are of during Juliette and RDD promotions period.
I purposely found a few pictures of him without make up for the professor to see.
But the Professor still said that he’s the Queen-type.
Said that he’s someone who can ride on someone’s head; playing. (Can easily control someone and make fun of them?)
Horoscope compatibility: JongKey, OnKey, TaeKey, MinKey - JongKey’s Compatibility in SHINee is the highest! Especially when it comes to character compatibility, they’re the Top.
The reason why JongKey’s in the number one is because, according to their character horoscope, they’re different from the rest.
It might be a little wrong to say this but, if Key’s a female, the chances of Key being with Jonghyun is very high.
JongKey is the couple with the highest CP because of their character, which is different from the other kids."
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