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- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
- What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide
Chuck Norris Facts
- Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
- Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
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