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You know you're from Great Falls VA when...
You can successfully drive at least 55mph down Georgetown Pike
You see out of state tags and think "fuck slow people"
You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do because it's "top secret" government work
It's considered normal to have a new BMW for a first car
Why stop at stop signs..you know there is nobody coming
You still drive at least 55mph in the middle of the night.. knowing that a deer might run in front of your car...but that's ok..if you hit one mom and dad will buy you a new car
You can navigate your way around Tysons with your eyes closed
Mom, can I have $500...I need new shoes
...sure honey...
Snow days suck because you can't get out of your neighborhood for days
Your distant realatives consider your house a hotel
You see a busted car and think..
"They don't live here...What are they doing?"
Our CVS sells Burberry
You don't go to Safeway looking like shit
Georgetown Pike at 7:15am=HELL
When asked where you live you don't just say "Northern Virginia" you make SURE you say Great Falls
You or a person you know belong to Riverbend Country Club
You don't understand why outsiders get excited when they see deer
There is so much roadkill because if you swerve to avoid an animal...you'll die.
You dread seeing bikers on the road because you know you have to risk your life passing them
The only fast food place is Arbys
You know where all the Redskins players in town live
You don't match names with faces...
..You match faces with cars
Seeing a lamborghini is common
.... when you say... "I'm not rich..."
yet you live in a 1-9 million dollar house...
with at least one of the following..
lexus, bmw, jag, acura, mercedes, aston martin, infiniti, ferrari, lamborghini... etc etc...
You dont care if you get in trouble with the law... all you have to say is..
"do you know who my parents are?"
even if no one knows who the hell they are...
You go to the Old Brogue
Popping your collar may be a douchebag thing to do to some but to you, it's a status symbol.
Nothing says I have money like a popped collar, and you know it.
Annons