January 2011
"Is that a boner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?….sorry, I’m awful at pickup lines. Arizona"
"We don’t often put up notes left on cars in a Walmart parking lot but we thought this one was worth sharing. There is a lot I could say about this but I think it pretty much speaks for itself. New
"Remember how when you were growing up you always thought having X-ray vision would be the greatest thing in the world? Yeah, I’ll let you stew on that for a while and reconsider your friends argume
"The fact that his hoodie is matching his leggings is the best decision he has made all day. Florida"
"You think he’s having a shitty day? Try being the customer service rep that has to wait on him! Because I’m guessing that if the load of dump in his underwear isn’t his top priority at that ins
"Hmmmmm well, we don’t like to make fun of people with medical problems, but I have no problem making fun of someone with a medical problem who is inconsiderate enough to gross me out. Tell you what