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<span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;">
<span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font: 7pt "><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: small; color: #333333; font-family: arial black; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie". <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out. <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. #333333; font-family: Arial;">Then two people die. <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. #333333; font-family: Arial;">He makes people dead. <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets. <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. #333333; font-family: Arial;">Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
<span style="font-size: 10pt; color: #333333; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;">
<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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