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Teddy Bear Operation Manual
Teddy Bear Operation Manual
How to operate ur new teddy bear
1. If teddy feels hard and smooth u have not taken it out of the box. Remove at once.
2. Check to make sure ears are at top of bear. If his bottom is on top, he is upside down
3. To get teddy the right way up, rotate until his ears are at the top
4. Do not plug Teddy into nearest electric socket. What r u, some kind of lunatic?
5. Give Teddy a test hug. If he still feels hard and smooth, u r hugging the box. Cant u get rid of the stupid box?
6. If on next hug Teddy squeals and licks ur face, u have picked up the dog.
7. Clean after every hundred thousand hugs exactly or Teddy will explode.
How to operate ur new teddy bear
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