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WHAT KIND OF METALHEAD ARE YOU ? Here’s the deal : a beautiful princess is held prisoner in a castle by a dragon. You must save her. Here’s the alternative endings to this story, choose which one goes the best with you POWER METAL The hero arrives riding on a white unicorn, he manage to outwit and kill the dragon, to save the princess and they make love in the Enchanted Forest. THRASH METAL The hero arrives, fight against the dragon, save the princess and fuck her. HEAVY METAL The hero arrives riding a Harley-Davidson, kill the dragon, drink a few beers and fuck the princess. FOLK METAL The hero arrives with a fewfriends who dances and play accordion, banjo, violin ... (like Sir Robin in The Holy Grail ). Bored to death by the music, the dragon fall asleep, and the band goes on for new adventures … without the princess. VIKING METAL On his mighty drakkar the hero come, he slay the dragon with his big axe, then he gut it and eat it, rape the princess to death, steal the trasure, burn the castle and go on for more pillaging elsewhere. DEATH METAL The hero comes, kill the dragon, fuck the princess then kill her, and go out elsewhere after. BLACK METAL The hero arrive at midnight, he slay the dragon and impale it in front of the castle doors. Then he sodomizes the princess, drink her blood during a ritual before killing her. He then impale her body besides the dragon’s one. GORE METAL The hero arrive, kill the dragon and use its entrails to decorate the castle, he fuck the princess then kill her. Then he fuck her corpse, rip open her belly and eat her guts. Then he fuck her for the third time , burn her remains and fuck it one last time. GRIND The hero come along completely drunk, stare right into the dragon’s eyes, then vomit on the beast. He then enter in an epileptic trance for around 30 seconds before vomiting once again, the dragon start to scream then implode. Hearing the music , the princess start also to vomit , the hero eat her vomit , then fuck her for around 30 seconds before vomiting once again on her. DOOM METAL Crushed under the weight of loneliness and depression, the hero kill himself in knowing that he will never be able to kill the dragon. The said dragon eat his corpse then eat the princess. End of a tragic story. PROGRESSIVE METAL The hero comes with a guitar and start to play a 26 minutes long solo. Bored to death, the dragon kill itself. The hero enter the room where the princess iswas held prisoner, then play a solo with all the technic and mélodies that he has learned this year. The princess run away in search of the HEAVY METAL hero. GLAM METAL The hero comes and the dragon start to laugh just seeing his look to the point of letting him enter. The hero steals the princess’ make-up then start to paint the castle in a lovely pink color. NU METAL The hero comes on an old customed Honda Civic and try to fight with the dragon, but he dies when his awful plastic baggy trouser become on fire. :O Jag bara måste välja tre stycken: Jag är typ POWER METAL(RoF), HEAVY METAL(HD och IM XD) och NU METAL(skeeta bra musik) Vem är du? :D
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Hemlightsmakeri
fre 4 jan 2008 00:51
Haha, I'm sorry dude :) But only what is written is to offer. ^^'
Anonym
tor 3 jan 2008 21:32
nej ffs, dom är ett av dom värsta banden som finns :S deras texter suger x"D
Anonym
tor 3 jan 2008 21:30
finns inte kent jue :(
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