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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Johanna
A girls name. Usually a real cool girls name.
"Hey that chick Johanna is really cool."
2.) Your age?
17
When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18. "How old are you?"
"17."
"Dude, that sucks..."
3.) One of your friends?
Neko
Japanese for "cat"
things dealing with cats including the whole half-cat/half-human thing
Use your imagination. Neko ga oishii desu yo.
"Cats are delicious!"
4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping
a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
i was sleeping when i heard a large crash
5.) Favorite color?
White
1. The color white.
Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur. This paper is white!
(idiot human rights activist) "Oh my GOSH you racist bastard!!"
6.) Birthplace?
Sweden
A shining beacon of freedom and progress, located in the chilly northern parts of Europe. Neighbour to Denmark, Norway and Finland, and often confused with at least one of them. Most Americans cannot distinguish Sweden from the mountain nation of Switzerland.
Famous for not only its a large population of very blonde and beautiful women, but also its history of Vikings, the music of partly forgotten bands like Abba and very high taxes. Under the government of the social democrats, Sweden has the highest tax rate in the world. The corruption is nearly non-existant and the population is well-educated, better than the average European or American citizen. There is no country in the world where atheism is better established than in Sweden, and the Swedish church, unlike the churches in many other countries, has little real power or influence. Sweden is also the most equal country in the world, gender-wise.
An overwhelming majority of Swedes surf the web. Although home to a relatively small part of the world (9 million), Sweden still manages to produce people and projects of great initiative and ingenuity. One of these projets is The Pirate Bay, the worlds largest BitTorrent tracker site. Another Swedish project is the famous KaZaA, a peer-to-peer fileshare client. Sweden also produces a lot of good gamers, not seldom seen leading the worldwide scoreboards. Sweden is also home to the Nobel Prize committee and host of the majority of Nobel Prizes.
Famous Swedish words in the English language are "smorgasbord", "tungsten" and "ombudsman". Famous Swedish people are Peter Stormare, Ingrid Bergman, Ingemar Bergman, Stellan Skarsgård, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Alfred Nobel. - What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- What?
- What country you from?
- Sweden!
- Sweden ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Sweden?
- What?
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Yes!
7.) Last person you talked to?
Nicki
A fucking hot gurl (who may be a little bi)and just may be the best thing that ever happened to ANYONE
Everyone should have Nicki-friend in there life!
8.) One of your nicknames?
Elli
God. Also Goddess.
Two definitions apply to the same spelling (and same prononciation)
Elli Norse Goddess of Old age
Elli, from the word "Elohim" a title for God in Aramaic (speaking of "God on High" or "Highest God") 1: Elohim Alshaddi. Elli God on High.
2: Elli Fought Thor
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Johanna
A girls name. Usually a real cool girls name.
"Hey that chick Johanna is really cool."
2.) Your age?
17
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