Scurvy
Denise
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin to slit throats
"It's a dandy tonic for scurvy. It'll cure all your symptoms, including, but not limited to: gradual weakening, aching muscles, sunken eyes, painful gums, ashen skin, loss of teeth, internal bleeding, the reopening of old wounds, diarrhea, kidney failure, fainting, halitosis, and death."
"Will it cure evil pirate curses?"
"No, but it has a refreshing citrus flavor with no unpleasant aftertaste."
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"It's a dandy tonic for scurvy. It'll cure all your symptoms, including, but not limited to: gradual weakening, aching muscles, sunken eyes, painful gums, ashen skin, loss of teeth, internal bleeding, the reopening of old wounds, diarrhea, kidney failure, fainting, halitosis, and death."
"Will it cure evil pirate curses?"
"No, but it has a refreshing citrus flavor with no unpleasant aftertaste."
http://dementedpirate.deviantart.com/
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