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The Unfortunate thing
here is the tale of unfortunate thing, whom I found in our garden shed. He's seven foot two, with shiny black nose, and horns on the top of his head. Unfortunate thing wore a fine suit of scales witch hadn't been polished in years, all coverd in dust and speckles of rust from endless showers of tears.
''Poor thing'' I said.
''What's the problem? what ever is troubeling you?''
And proceeded to give him a cuddle, witch proved quite a hard thing to do.
''I love all the creatures of nature'' He said.
''I love all their beauty and grace, but they all run and hide when they see me arrive, because of my hideous face''
I sat with the thing in the dark shed and watched him in dreadful deprair. Then suddenly i found the answer! It was his confident deeding repair.
I rushed to mums bedroom for ribbons and earring to go for his nose, I borrowd mums pinky nail varnish to brighten the nails on his toes.
After meny long hours of grooming the Unfortunate thing was complete. He stoo there before me a wonderous sight from the top of his head to his manicured feet.
And so to the garden i took him, where all creatures gasped of delight, and cried
''come and see the magnificent thing''
with emerald coat shining bright. One by one they came to admire him and together they started to sing that of all moder natures good children, the best was the Unfortunate thing.
SLUT!
by slinkers mum
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