11 July 2008
Thank goodness I live in a country where everyone over the age of 2 has the right to carry a gun. That way i can defend myself against people like... well, me.
These are my folks. They raised me at the end of a gunbarrel and gave me whiskey for breakfast. That's why I'm such a great guy :)
Well it's a one for the money Two for the show Three to get ready Now go cat go But don't you, step on my nice new shiny black leather shoes Well you can do anything, but lay off of my nice new shoes
That big red spot there in the picture is me, believe it or not. Sunburns are not fun :( Always bring a shirt if you plan to get stuck out in the middle of a lake under a scorching sun
What an idea! Pay for a drink? When the bar really should be paying me for the entertainment of my unsoberized state?
Here's a game I could play. Throw a ball at a target... Simple and easy enough even for me to get it.
Really wanted to capture the glory of 4th of July celebration, but failed miserably. My camera sucked, and fireworks just don't want to explode when I take a picture. Just imagine something 10 times g
Yay, Grandpa's got a wide-screen TV for his computer :D Must have been thinking of me. (Disclosure: Screen is bigger than it appears. It's my head that's small : ) )
A letter from the US army. Notice how the General writes: "You're someone who has the makings of a leader, who strives for excellence in everything you do". How oh how does he know me so well? : )
An annoying hummingbird. They hum around the birdfeeder fighting each other like crazy, but as soon as I try to get a picture they disappear...
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