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A bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.
It's normal for a Bro to get confused and disoriented when dumping a chick. For some reason he's worried she'll become agitated or even violent after he calmly explains his desire to have sex with her friends. This is when a Bro most needs his Bro toremind him that there are plenty of chicks in the ocean, and that a breakup need not be hazardous, stressful, of even time-consuming.
SIDE-BRO: HOW TO DUMP A CHICK IN SIX WORDS OR LESS
"Maybe try a side salad instead."
"Cute! you're growing a mustache, too!"
"She looks like a younger you."
"I will finance a boob job."
"Sorry I threw out your shoes."
"Your sster let me do that."
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