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![HAHA Jag har juh alltid sagt att Duke Nukem är höjden av manlighet.
Olika försök:
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Me: hey beautiful
Her: hey what's up! :D
Me: I'm no saying this to be nice but because its true
Her: o_O is this (name)
Me: yes. And I realized its time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum... But I'm all outta gum
Her: then come over to my house later I have some gum!
Holy Dick it actually worked!
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Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Hy gorgeous
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true
Her: what do you mean?
Me: I realized it's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gun, and I'm all outta gum.
Her: haha thanks, what do you want to talk about?
Me: I've got balls of steel!
Her: aren't they heavy?
Me: I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: erm, what is wrong with you?
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: You have to do something about those balls
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: haha you're weird today
Me: Damn I'm good
Her: good and weird. Speaking of good, call me ;)
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*Me: Hey beautiful
Her: [my name]!
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true
Her: aw shucks. what are you up to tonight?
Me: I realized it's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gun, and I'm all outta gum.
Her: ...so you texted me?
Me: I've got balls of steel!
Her: k...
Me: I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: ?
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: are you drunk?
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: you're drunk
Me: Damn I'm good
Her: fucking weirdo
wat did I did wrong?
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ME: Hey beautiful
HER: Haii :)
ME: I’m not saying it because it’s nice, I’m saying it because it’s true
HER: What is?
ME: I realised it’s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew gum, and I’m all outta gum
HER: Haha ;] but I’m not, never have been and never will be :)
ME: I’ve got balls of steel!
HER: What? :|
ME: I’m an equal opportunities ass kicker!
HER: I’m confused? So you said all that for a joke? :|
ME: Balls of steel!
HER: Oh, thanks Jack... Not in the best mood so that’s just made me feel loads better (Y)
ME: Hail to the king, baby
HER: Jack. I’m not in the mood, seriously.
ME: Damn I’m good
HER: Just fuck off if you’re gonna try and be funny
forever alone.
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HAHA Jag har juh alltid sagt att Duke Nukem är höjden av manlighet.
Olika försök:
*
Me: hey beautiful
Her: hey what's up! :D
Me: I'm no saying this to be nice but because its true
Her: o_O is this (name)
Me: yes. And I realized its time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum... But I'm all outta gum
Her: then come over to my house later I have some gum!
Holy Dick it actually worked!
*
*
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Hy gorgeous
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true
Her: what do you mean?
Me: I realized it's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gun, and I'm all outta gum.
Her: haha thanks, what do you want to talk about?
Me: I've got balls of steel!
Her: aren't they heavy?
Me: I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: erm, what is wrong with you?
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: You have to do something about those balls
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: haha you're weird today
Me: Damn I'm good
Her: good and weird. Speaking of good, call me ;)
*
*Me: Hey beautiful
Her: [my name]!
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true
Her: aw shucks. what are you up to tonight?
Me: I realized it's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gun, and I'm all outta gum.
Her: ...so you texted me?
Me: I've got balls of steel!
Her: k...
Me: I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: ?
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: are you drunk?
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: you're drunk
Me: Damn I'm good
Her: fucking weirdo
wat did I did wrong?
*
*
ME: Hey beautiful
HER: Haii :)
ME: I’m not saying it because it’s nice, I’m saying it because it’s true
HER: What is?
ME: I realised it’s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew gum, and I’m all outta gum
HER: Haha ;] but I’m not, never have been and never will be :)
ME: I’ve got balls of steel!
HER: What? :|
ME: I’m an equal opportunities ass kicker!
HER: I’m confused? So you said all that for a joke? :|
ME: Balls of steel!
HER: Oh, thanks Jack... Not in the best mood so that’s just made me feel loads better (Y)
ME: Hail to the king, baby
HER: Jack. I’m not in the mood, seriously.
ME: Damn I’m good
HER: Just fuck off if you’re gonna try and be funny
forever alone.
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Annons
Anonymous
Mon 28 Mar 2011 19:37
Bilden................blew my mind! <2
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