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November
Wednesday 28 November 2007 photo 10/10
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HARRY POTTER - IN DA HOOD. I'm a boy named Harry Both my parents are dead. Now I'm hangin in the ghetto earning wizard street cred. In the common room crib, I be chilling with the shorties. My homies and me, be drinking butter beer forties. Malfoy is the boy I'd like to kick in the rump We're always at eachothers throats, just like Rosie and Trump. I fight the three-headed dog, And I ride the big birdie. Buckbeak is my friend, Cause she makes me feel dirty! I pimped out my broomstick with 28 speakers. I once cut a house elf, just to take his sneakers. Voldemort is my bitch, fool, he aint no man. I cant wait to busta a cap up in his azkaban! It's Harry P to the O to the T to the T to the E to the R You see he's the magic man He puts the hex in the city. Dont call him Harry Potter Cause my name is H. Piddy. When dementors are near It's like the artic zone So I hufflepuff the chronic Till the sorcerer's stoned! At the drive though In my invisibility cloak For the order of the Pheonix I'll take a fries and a coke. I eat chocolate frogs, And bugger flavored beans. I be grubbin on Hedwig's hot and spicy wings! The muggles all see me As a niffty gent. But I can take more bullets than 50 cent. An evil spell Can cause a bad reaction. Like a day care center run by Michael Jackson. I drink poly juice potion When I'm in the hood carousing. Doing drive-by magic On my Nimbus 2000! My name is Harry P to the O to the T to the T to the E to the R You see he's the magic man He puts the hex in the city. Dont call him Harry Potter Cause my name is H. Piddy. Water skiing with Hagrid In the castle trough. On the carpet eatin burgers Like Hasslehoff I'm a bad boy wizard, I dont tolerate phonies. I showed the world my privates In that show about ponies! I be ditching my scarf With the robe and the tie. Got this bitching gear from Fubu and it's super-fly! A wixard is judged, by his ice and his threads. Galleon gold in my grill And extentions in my dreads. The ladies all love me Cause I look so fine. I'm popping out more babies Than Federline! Two parts pumpkin juice, One part Mr. Pibb. A dime bag of flu-powder to get back to the crib A pinch of dragons eye And a smidge of toadstool. One sip, you're flying high Just like Paula Abdul. My name is Harry P to the O to the T to the T to the E to the R You see he's the magic man He puts the hex in the city. Dont call him Harry Potter Cause my name is H. Piddy. In the hood, in the hood He's the wizard in the hood. He uses magic powers For the forces of good. He eradicates evil He protects the poor. I get a little, On my dumbledoor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuBm0dvIzcc&feature=related
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