Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.Your motive is a little bit more complex: MadnessStage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces,bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous withthe spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean yourroom. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and theworld will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

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May 2014