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Despite of warnings from his Chief, Officer Machete Cortez (Danny Trejo) attempts to rescue a witness against gangster Torrez (Steven Seagal), resulting in the slaying of his family, and his house being burnt down. Three years later, having fully recuperated from his physical injuries, he makes a living as a casual laborer, and is hired to assassinate right-winged Senator John McLaughlin for $150K. His attempt results in the Senator getting injured, and he soon realizes that he has been set-up to ensure a sympathy vote for McLaughlin - who, while ostensibly determined to built an electrified border-fence, has close connections with Torrez; and is also involved with gun-toting vigilante groups that gun down Mexicans with impunity. Machete will also find himself on the run from the Police; pressure will be brought upon the underground 'Network' that assists Mexicans; his brother (Cheech Marin) will be tortured; while ignorant/unknowing Americans get ready to elect McLaughlin.
The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his brother Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!
7.0! Are you kidding me? I don't understand the fascination people have with Rodriguez and Tarantino. Both have made far too many junk films filled with extreme violence, unbelievable and stupid story lines (if you can discover the storyline between all the blood spattering), soft porn nudity, over the top villains and bad acting with worse direction.
This film, almost as bad as Grindhouse/Planet Terror, is simply worthless. Trejo is stiff, Alba is even more wooden, Fahey is over the top, Seagal is the worst I've ever seen him. Michelle Rodriguez gave the only passable performance - but just barely.
The plot, typical of Rodriguez, is nonsense. A killing machine Mexican Federale escapes being killed by(of course) a brutal beast Mexican drug lord who used a Japanese sword to decapitate the Federale's wife. The Federale lies low as a day worker in Texas for 3 years, where a crooked state politician and militia leader shoot illegals as if they were hunting deer. Come on - this is worse than comic books (Oh! excuse me, I forgot pop culture has upgraded comic books to "Graphic Novels" by making them misogynist, soft porn like, more violent and spattering gallons of blood.).
I know, I know, Crucifixes in urine and Rodriguez movies are "art." Well, for me, it is art I can do without. How I long for Elias Kazan!
Robert Rodriguez at his best. Another fun movie from the project of "Grindhouse". Danny Trejo is huge. his face are so loaded with strictly matching to the anger and frustration that the film tries to convey, just in a humorous way. I'm sure the Mexicans will love to see this movie. It's fun to see the old guys like Seagal, Johnson, and De Niro in the same screen. Also, the lady's in the film are just great. And of course, the directing is impressive, the casting is excellent and the script is fantastic. I hope they would do more films from the project other trailers. Expect lots of blood, nudity, celebrities and fun. Pure Fun.
The ensemble cast -- ranging from an Oscar winner (De Niro) and faded action star (Seagal) to a B-movie vet (Fahey) and tabloid fodder (Lindsay Lohan, not exactly playing against type as a drugged-out, hell-raising sexpot) -- pretty much offers something for everybody.
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